My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
She says she'll teach me how to make her squirt tonight so yea, I'm bailing again. I'm not sayin sorry since you don't have a better offer.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
After I was kicked out of the last frat I blacked out, woke up in the hospital with no clothes no phone and no idea what happened last night. But i got hospital socks, thats a win in my book.
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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