omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
well whats the tarot card for I'm totes going to be schlobbing his cob? because that's in his future.
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
I just got a text from a stranger offering to shave my asshole. I've been sober and out of town for a week, are you using my number as a dial-a-dumping again?
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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