There is a half eaten corn dog and soy sauce on the counter... WTF did you eat last night??
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
Going to put that on my resume. "Only accidentally snapchatted my titties to all of my friends once."
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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