The worst part was when my mom got more drunk than anyone else and started doing the Time Warp.
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
I woke up to you singing What Makes You Beautiful and trying to blend an avocado with vodka.
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
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