rhymes with "ouble enetration"
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
so i told her that taking semen on the face helps make your skin smoother.
and?
luckily she was drunk enough to believe she had really bad acne...
i think you know its gunna be a bad day when it starts with throwing up into a red plastic cup
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
After throwing up in a tequila bottle on my nightstand (still not sure how she did that) she asked if she could slip into something more comfortable.
If the EMT's ask later... I had 5 hour energy for breakfast and Four Loko for dinner... It might be important for them to know that
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
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