He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
I think this agreement was sent by God. I get to do my own thing, get laid, and he still makes me breakfast in the morning.
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
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