Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
He asked me to coffee and I had no choice but to be honest. So naturally I told him that sobriety and monogomy are not two of my strong suits.
She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
Do you remember telling our cab driver you were going to fuck a penguin?
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
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