Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
I'm wearing boardshorts as underwear to work. This is bachelorhood
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
Oooo. Can we pretend to be Amanda Bynes?
She bought wigs like Disney princesses. I want to be her.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
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