sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
Whoever decided it was a good idea to sell 40's at a bar with life-sized jenga deserves a nobel prize.
The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
By 11 pm the pants were off and there was no turning back. But on the bright side, you promised me your CDs when you died, you even signed a napkin saying so.
She told me that for every Ravens touchdown, I'd get to come once.
Marry her. Marry her now. I'll help you steal the ring.
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
Did we kick in my basement door last night?
Yes. I think you actually bought tennis shoes specifically for that application.
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
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