He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
We officially wrote our house rules 1. We do not waste alcohol 2. Pinky promises mean something 3. Don't leave your facebook open, and if you do, don't complain 4. Never refuse cuddle or catch phrase
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
His front door was open but I INSISTED on army crawling FOOT FIRST under the garage door. Then I peed the bed.
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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