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dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
Weekdays seemed more exciting when I had a drinking problem. Like I had something to look forward to at night.
Only you could be admitted to the ER and walk out with a nurse's phone number. I wish I was gay
Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?
i hate being the asshole.
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
At the ER. Dropped bottle lead to cut foot which led to me drunk hitting on doctors. Not going well.
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
That point of drunk where you're in a bar bathroom and you're like "F*ck you bra! I'm not taking your sh*t anymore! and you take it off and throw it in a trashcan.
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
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