I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
i could't wear that belt anymore, it was gonna make me keep shitting for the rest of the night
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
I woke up only wearing a Breaking Bad "Los Pollos Hermanos" apron he got from Loot Crate next to a 3 empty bottles of Zima,Jolly Ranchers, and a jar of coconut oil. Fernet is one hell of a party starter
I just apologized to a wet floor sign i walked into.
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