have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
I wasn't going to drink tonight, but was reminded this is the anniversary of prohibition being repealed. If I don't, then I am against my profession of bartending and anti-American, right?
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
A girl showed up in my tinder and I have it set to only men... I super liked her because I need a lesbian experience
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
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