His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
I'm sitting next to this guy at the bar. I wrote him a little song in my head it goes "there is no fucking chance you're getting in my pants" gonna sing it to him after he buys me another drink.
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
do you ever wish you could like, jerk your heart off and be, like, emotionally satisfied? it'd feel like cuddling.
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
Sorry I threw up all over your Lyft.
It's ok I woke up next to a dumpster.
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