Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
Using mass transit when I'm hungover makes me feel like I missed my calling as a serial killer
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
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