doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
I think i just called up my ex and talked to her for 20 minutes about frogs and how happy i am to be wearing shorts
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
who put toothpaste on EVERY doorknob in my house?!
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
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