my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
Everyone called me "Barf Vader".. And I lost your lightsaber.
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
Just saw 4 of my students at Denny's at 4am on a Tuesday. We all pretended not to see each other, as we are all clearly tipsy and/or stoned. Class is in less than 4 hours. Either i'm getting too old for this shit or they're starting on the road to crazy-town much earlier these days.
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