he wants to bone in the snuggie
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
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