I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
I just took a shower and found half a cookie melted under my boob. Please tell me there's a reason
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
You yelled "NICE PAJAMAS" at a construction worker wearing a reflective jumpsuit while we rode past on a bike taxi
Your roommates will be treating you to many anecdotes about my intentions to have aggressive sex with you. I'm sorry in advance.
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
You wouldn't eat with utensils. You insisted on making your own spoon out of a bendy straw and staples while singing "I'm a survivor" by Destiny's Child.
before i went to bed i wrote myself a note that says 'i feel all swirly'
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