I left the party when things started to get crazy... and when I say crazy I mean: there was puke on the carpet, Evan was passed out behind a plant, Mary was making out with her ex while her present bf was making out with Nancy. Not to mention that someone fisted the wall. Also - someone is sleeping on your lawn - they might be dead, I didn't check. Later.
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
let's get her a shirt that says "i went to key west for spring break and all i got was this illegitimate child."
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
Do you know how disconcerting it is to hear the sound a dog makes while it drinks water and find out that it's someone eating you out?
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
Randomize
