Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
I hooked up with a Michael Jackson impersonator last night. Too soon?
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
"Fuck all you guys I'm going to be Cameltoe Spider-Man for Halloween."
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
I think I left my thong in your bed. Careful. It has the power to destroy the agitator on a washing machine
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
I keep worrying she's gonna have a repeat of the time the ceiling fan was talking in Chinese
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