living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
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