Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
I'm so tired of dating women who lie about their age. You show up feeling like you need to follow them around with a dust pan and a broom.
if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
Tell mom and/or dad that I am going to be home late. I am really blazed. Don't tell them that part, though.
Um don't talk to me about fat. I just used my chip bag to cover up all my candy wrappers in the garbage.
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
I share a birthday weekend with Easter this year, so that fucking sucks. I hate sharing...and I have to share with fucking Jesus this year.\n
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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