You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
I just figured out, there are 9 children in this world that I can look at in the face and say "I fucked your mom."
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
I wore my Gollum shirt. It struck up a conversation AND got him staring at my boobs. That's a win-win.
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
I got so drunk I thought my tennis court was a corn field so I laid in it and ate pizza
Shame is for Republicans.
Randomize
