No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
I just made what I can safely estimate to be a 900 calorie pb&j. Fuck a serving size.
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
Just finished off half a bottle of vodka. Can't take in anymore liquids so I ate 3 spoonfuls of your powdered gatorade to fight off the hangover. Wish me luck and check me for a pulse when you get in!
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
Just in case the world ends tomorrow, I have an emergency contact group of booty calls I can send a quick "let's fuck" to before I die.
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
Randomize
