Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
Our local strip club now has karaoke. Do you realize what this could mean for my sex life?
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
I just tried to make cleaning gasoline off your shoes with toilet paper in the Chemistry Building bathroom look normal. I failed.
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
Theres a handprint of sauce on my fridge, one on my face, and a trail of it leading to my bedroom, and sauce all in my bed, and I have no idea what the fuck i ate.
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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