You made me cry and you don't even care
sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
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