Stop everything. They have oreo straws to drink milk with and then you eat the straw. I think i just got turned on by a cookie commercial.
hey, we don't wanna leave the house because we're watching fireworks on tv. this is america.
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
How do I send someone an apology text for giving them a lap dance in the middle of a party last night?
So there we are, fucking beneath the Christmas tree and I glance up and see one of the local Jehovah's witnesses staring in horror through the decorative glass in the front door. I'm so proud of us.
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