I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
Im about to embark on a date with someone who shit in my car. How did this become my life?
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
Sometimes you have a life bucket list item checked off like 4 tits in your face simultaneously and getting to bang them both. I'm sorry I bailed on skiing but not really. Coming over with a boombox playing 'heat of the moment' as soon as I can hail a cab cause I'm too drunk to drive still...
So far today I've found 3.5 million dollars in savings. Pretty sure management is gonna start buying me hookers if getting laid has this much payoff
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
I woke up with sticky red stuff all over my sheets, face, and chest. Apparently after I blacked out I thought eating ribs in bed was a good idea
Why did my mother make you get naked?
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
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