if you like me you must not know who I am
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
only you would photoshop your dick
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
I was eating her out when she coughed, I just swallowed a bright red blood clot
Just coerced a Santa to buy me a handle. Tis the season.
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
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