Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
If you were a Panda and I were a Koala and we had a baby, it'd be a falafel. Just think about that.
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
I just did a sobriety test in a tutu.
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
Mixing coffee with vodka may have been a bad choice, I feel like I'm pregnant and the baby is trying to perform a c-section from the inside.
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
Randomize
