Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
You'll be the first to get a "it's herpes simplex 1" cigar.
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
his penis is like a homeless cat. ever since I've satisfied him he keeps showing up on my doorstep ask for more.
Why are my keys in the refrigerator?
You said "This is gonna really confuse me tomorrow." Apparently drunk you plays pranks on hungover you.
This explains so much.
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
Far too many of our conversations end in us talking about sperm
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
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