Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
Drinking at work by myself... My boss just walked into me copying my face on the copy machine..
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
Just a reminder- you dropped broccoli in my car and then felt bad for it and named him Henry
I know. I miss henry.
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
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