Define "chronic" masturbator.
so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
I always feel awkward when im sitting at home watching the price is right and the fat contestant get the gym equipment.
I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
Dontating $10 to the Red Cross relief effort in Japan for every car bomb I take tomorrow. Yes, buying me a drink just became a good cause.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
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