I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
Can you tell me we didn't drink from a fish bowl we found in the bathroom last night? I know it would be a lie; I just need to hear it.
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
the dude from the bar called to tell his mom about me immediately after we finished PLEASE COME GET ME
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
whatever. i don't care. i just want to be drunk wrapped in an american flag.
Walking down the street at 11 pm dressed in bubble wrap. Why is the bar so fucking far away??
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
My boyfriend sold my favorite shoes right off my fucking feet last night outside the bar. It might have played a part in our breakup today.
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
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