Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
i feel sorry for the hotel staff that makes the bed after we have sex
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
you inspire me to be a worse person
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
I want you to know. From the bottom of my heart, that you are a great friend, a beautiful person, and one of my favorite people in this world. But if you ever send me that many messages again at 4am I swear to God, I will push you in from of a fast running rhino
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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