on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
Please don't call me names while I'm carrying your child.
please come you make the beer taste better
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
The KFC double down is way too much for a drunk. He was just staring at it in awe.
I have 11 glasses of water and one beer on the table infront of me. Have to keep going to different bartends to get more. There are only two though and I think they've caught on
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
You know that feeling when you wake up and your whole body just smells like a penis?
Well, after a pitcher of beer, I set my ex on fire. It was a little fire, he's fine. How's your night?
fyi my negative pregnancy test is taped to the fridge...i'll take it over an A+ any day. be proud.
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