what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
girl you didnt miss much. except me passing out for 3 hours AT JOBBIE NOONER on some random's boat. i was topless, then completely naked. heard girls were throwing ice cubes at me. i was useless. remember nothing.
we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
and then I said "oh, I see the price of Plan B has gone up". and the pharmacist looked at me very sadly. I was just trying to make conversation.
I figured you were on something. You're way too happy right now to be sober
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
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