i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
Just stepped in shit. Not sure if its mine or the dog's. Get some of our friends on the way back from work and just have the intervention now. I will totally understand.
He was sitting on the bathroom floor, swirling his finger in the toilet singing the Laguna Beach theme song. I don't know whether to laugh or help him.
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
Strangers are buying me shots and I got hit on by lesbians. How is it only tuesday
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
I told the border patrol officer she was smuggling drugs in her ass. I doubt she cheats on me again.
last night i was way too drunk and i was forcing people to let me tell them about mammals
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