Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
I'm pretty sure my roommate has taken plan B more times than i've had sex. Not sure how that makes me feel.
that trick or treat candy bucket that we used to collect beer money last night was very helpful when I vomited in it this morning
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
I'm still in my ugly sweater and underwear drinking coffee next to a plate of assorted treats we stole from the party. I got a new sweater by the way, its shoulderpad-y and looks like a news anchor got thrown up on by Liberace. I'm pretty proud.
If you're funny as hell and have a mustache, odds are I'm probably gonna fuck you
I just slipped on ice and peed on my pea coat. There's a pun there but I'm too sad to make it
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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