who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
You also thought the cure to hiccups was drowning yourself (and you were right)
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
Am I required to send a Christmas card to my fuck buddy?
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
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