My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
Cops came. Forced us to take the "Honk and We'll Drink" and the "Free Shots to Father's of Freshman Daughters" signs down. Before we did, someone honked and the cop said, "Aren't you gonna drink?" They then told us to move the party inside by ten.
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
I was woke up by the fucking Star Spangled Banner this morning. I sat up in bed and put my hand over my naked heart. I was so confused
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
If you really hate him do what I do: give him an amazing night of unforgettable sex then dump him. You’ll ruin sex for him because new girls won’t compare
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