She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
So it looks like you may be an uncle real soon. Don't ask how I feel about it and don't text me back.
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
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