is your mom at the bar?
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
I'll be spending 4/20 on a cruise ship, so i need a babysitter to make sure I don't reenact Titanic
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
I guess he was telling a totally normal story about being a lifeguard and I wouldn't stop screaming "THAT'S LUDICROUS" at random intervals.
Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
Its like a match made in avoid-eachother-because-we're-antisocial-and-awkward heaven
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
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