Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
There was a clear and well defined point last night where I could've decided to go home but no now I've woken up with glitter all over my nuts and potentially an std or 2
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
Randomize
