Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
Sorry I fell asleep again. I'm in the shower now. Door is unlocked. Condoms are in my desk. I want your game face on for when I get out.
The nurse gave me a funny look when I said I thought I have an std in my throat. Bet she only does it missionary too
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
...and as she's going down on me I look at the speedo and I'm doing 15 under, with 6 cars tailgating me, and I know her parents saw her head pop up because they were the car right behind us.
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
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