i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
I woke up to a full mcdonalds meal being shoved in my face. Mom mustve noticed the empty tequila bottle. I love family.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
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