i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
your stepbrother is rimming his martinis with coke... keeps saying "thank god its tuesday". where does funemployment end and intervention begin?
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
I'm still not a hundred percent.. I haven't shit anything solid in two days.. I have pulled my puker muscles and I can't take deep breaths cuz of other unidentified muscles/maybe heart attack
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
Would it be irresponsible to use my tax refund for a boob job?
Yes. Highly encouraged though.
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
It doesn't matter if it's only been 3 days since you last changed your sheets. If your fuck buddy comments on how your bed smells like sex, it's time to change them again.
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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