i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
Sorry, I know you're at the airport but a gram of coke is missing so good luck with security!
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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