Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
i actually just woke up with a lampshade on my head. god damn cliches.
Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
I like that you're Jewish, because you can rail me on Christmas Eve and it won't be weird.
I punched some guy in the face for being an asshole then later I went to say sorry and give him a hug and he started making out with me. How was your new years?
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
She just took a mirror selfie at the hospital while in labor.
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
Who the fuck watches Jessica jones and thinks I need to call a past fling?
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
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