Tall, dark & handsome can suck my short, pale & awkward dick.
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
do herpes really smell.
I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
It's hard to judge what a reasonable amount of cereal looks like in the spaghetti pot. We're out of cap'n crunch and milk.
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
I met a gypsy today. She told me my soul animal was an owl and says she will now remember me as "Owl Girl".
How high were you when you left that message, cause you made honest-to-God, credible seal noises.
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
Randomize
